The Jesus Lizard: Hi

jehu: !HI

?Angely: hi JL :-)

Guest 157: hi

Guest 141: i am eating anzac bikkies

jehu: yumm

The Jesus Lizard: ! WE SAID HELLO

Guest 157: mmm

?Angely: please all take a seat on the floor :-)

jehu: im eating stale bread

Guest 160: 157 prozac????

?Angely: Hiyas!!

Guest 130: Darcy, I have to leave!

jehu: !hello

Guest 130: :(

Guest 157: @hello

*** Jesus Lizard has arrived please come chat with them

The Jesus Lizard: Howza it going

Guest 119: bye Kromi

Guest 141: ummmmm gee hi guys

Guest 130: see you tomorrow?

Guest 163: HELLO

Guest 119: yep jehu: its goin peachy

Guest 130: when

Guest 157: fuckin sweel

Guest 130: ?

The Jesus Lizard: Okay....Questions?

Guest 130: :|

Guest 167: hey

jehu: ^has mr kimball slotted in well

Guest 160: ^question the group exist since when?

The Jesus Lizard: Yes Mr. Kimball has

Guest 163: IS THIS 4 REAL???

Guest 130: well, it's 3:07 am here, what time then?

The Jesus Lizard: We started being a band in 1989

Guest 119: ^Does the NUB video ever get airplay in Canada? I've never seen it.

Guest 141: have you ever eaten ANZZAC bicuits?

?Angely: type: ^question

Guest 163: r u jesus ... ?

The Jesus Lizard: No. No aorplay in Canada. Write your stations

jehu: ^does mr kimball enjoy the high flying lifestyle of a rockstar

?Angely: which one is at the keyboard now?

The Jesus Lizard: Yes eat those biscuits

Guest 130: what's this?

Guest 167: what other videos besides nub, puss, and destroy before reading did ya do?

The Jesus Lizard: Mr. Kimball has not yet acheived that level

The Jesus Lizard: Glamors

Guest 163: jesus ... sucks!!!!!

Guest 160: ^did you ever come in quebec?

The Jesus Lizard: Glamorous I mean

Guest 130: hi

Guest 167: oh right.. any others?

Guest 130: what time?

The Jesus Lizard: So do the cowboys

jehu: hahha

Guest 163: YOU R RIGHT!!

The Jesus Lizard: No I usually came int he mouth

Requested file JLlick2

Guest 130: :?

Guest 167: whats the new album gonna be called?

The Jesus Lizard: Not soon in Austarlia

Guest 119: ^What do you think of Ottawa?

Guest 141: aaaawwww

Guest 130: I like it!

Guest 130: :)

Guest 156: )amen

jehu: ^did u enjot australia with the bdo or livid more??

Guest 163: THIS SUCKS, I'M OUTA HERE!!!!

The Jesus Lizard: No new album title yet. Otatwa soon hoepfully

jehu: ^did u enjoy australia with the bdo or livid more??

Guest 130: hey, human, how many hours later we'll meet?

Guest 167: where do you hang out in chicago?

Guest 130: :|

The Jesus Lizard: Either band was great

?Angely: ^what did you think of nirvana when you toured with them?

The Jesus Lizard: BDO and Livid were graet too

Guest 141: ^dave sims' leg. How is it

Guest 160: ^question did you know Quebec?

Guest 157: ^would you consider yourselves socio-pathetic?

The Jesus Lizard: We bnever toured with Nirvana. Just played with them. Tehy are/were a great band

?Angely: Guest 130: :(

Guest 130: leaving..

The Jesus Lizard: No. Thanks for asking though

Guest 130: BYE

Guest 157: w

The Jesus Lizard: !COme Find Me

Guest 119: ^How come there are so many shit ass bands out there??

?Angely: ^whats the addy for the real audio connection tonight?

Guest 157: I am psycho-pathetic

jehu: ^i heard at the shoe in adelaide australia on the last tour david yow passed out afterwards ... correct??? Requested file JLohm *** @245,128 Do not fear, jehu. This room isn't bugged.

Guest 160: ^question what's your inspiration?

?Angely: they will be right back :-)

Guest 141: i have eaten all my ANZAC bikkies

Guest 157: what are they doing angely?

jehu: ^i heard at the show in adelaide australia on the last tour david y passed out afterwards ... correct???

Guest 131: !bye bye people jehu: hey wollongong man .... any azacs left???

Guest 157: good question wrong media

Guest 156: Let us wait....

Guest 141: no i ate them all

Guest 157: .

jehu: lets sing songs while we wait

Guest 141: nnoooooow then

Guest 119: )jllick2

Guest 141: like crusty porcelain....

jehu: wtf are they

Guest 119: I'm getting a little jumpy

*** Chat with the Members of Jesus Lisard tonight! Duane Denison- Guitar, Mac McNeilly- Drums, David Wm. Sims- Bass; David Yow- Vocals

Guest 170: hi everyone

Guest 141: i'm still hungry

jehu: arrrrrgh .......

jehu: no mac mcneilly

jehu: !no mac mcneilly

Guest 141: do'h

jehu: :dumbass wizards

Guest 119: Will they ever show?

Guest 141: they are laughing at us i bet !! *

?Angely * excuse me?

Guest 157: who's gotta joke?

jehu: haha

Guest 119: )jlcry

jehu: probably are

Guest 157: (wind Guest 156: we want the jesus ... !!

Guest 141: more more more more\

Guest 119: JESUS!!

* jehu * it was a joke ..... get over it ..... the drummer is jim kimball

Guest 171: hello guys

* jehu * not mac mcneilly

Guest 141: The Jesus little reptile

jehu: yeah dont say y*w either

jehu: it sends u to antoher room

Guest 141: it sent me to another room when i typed it

Guest 119: )jlcry

Guest 171: bye jehu

* ?Angely * y0ou need to update *

?Angely * check out: http://hollywoodandvine.com/Starlandmotel/jlpalace.html

jehu: bye 171 whoever u r

Guest 119: no band, no smile!

* ?Angely * list ALL the band memers

jehu: ^umm ...... everyone ...... angely is trying to tell me that mac mcneilly is the drummer for tjl can someone back me up please

?Angely: check out their homepage

?Angely: http://hollywoodandvine.com/Starlandmotel/jlpalace.html

Guest 141: he WAS - but he is not now

Guest 171: why did you say me "bye"

Guest 119: Mac's the guy

jehu: thank you wollongong man

Guest 160: hi 119

Guest 157: nothing like hangin out on a saturday night...

Guest 141: sunday morn with a hangover here !!

jehu: ha

Guest 157: mmm beer

jehu: 120 u still alive??

Guest 119: )mbreath5

Guest 157: beer

Guest 160: Jesus is back?

Guest 141: mmmmmmmmmm

Guest 141: )belch

Guest 157: beer

Guest 171: the french is the best

Guest 141: more beer for everyone

Guest 160: mereci 171

Guest 157: non.

Guest 119: )jlpiss

Guest 160: merci je disais 171

Guest 171: what 160

Guest 160: Y a-t-il quelqu'un du Québec ici?

Guest 156: )crunch

Guest 157: non.

Guest 171: oui moi

Guest 141: big night last night

Guest 160: plusieeurs

Guest 141: ergh....

Guest 157: non.

Guest 171: 160

Guest 160: 171 157 et moi

Guest 157: non

jehu: oui

Guest 141: viva la revolutione

Guest 120: where are they???

Guest 157: non jehu: hahaha

Guest 171: parlons-nous

Guest 160: 157 tu es de quel endroit?

Guest 119: )Applause

Guest 141: waterloooooo

?Angely: )applause

jehu: welcome back

The Jesus Lizard: !We're back

Guest 157: I want to be yelled at

Guest 141: )wind

jehu: ^i heard at the show in adelaide australia on the last tour david y passed out afterwards ... correct???

Guest 156: YES!!!

The Jesus Lizard: Fuck You 157

Guest 157: yell thanks

Guest 167: coyou people are stupid assholes

Guest 160: ^question what's your inspiration?

*** Jesus Lizard is here to answer your questions, join is in the Drive Inn!

The Jesus Lizard: I don't know

Guest 167: (not the band)

jehu: ricaine said it was the best show

Guest 173: Gnarly

Guest 171: 160 d'où viens-tu?

Guest 167: um... HOW DO YOU LIKE COMING?

jehu: ^ricaine said it was the best show on that tour

Guest 157: fuck youwild turkey

The Jesus Lizard: Our inspiration is Norm Abrams and Jacques Cousteau

Guest 119: ^How the fuck can bands like Bush and Alanis be so well liked??

Guest 157: Noam Chomsky

Guest 167: wow! so your REAL DEEP

Guest 160: Jacques Cousteau????

Guest 141: CHOMSKY !!!

Guest 120: is there a story behind Lady Shoes

Guest 167: I ILKE RAGE! RAGE

Guest 160: 171 de Magog

Guest 156: Whats your favorite song to perform?

Guest 167: because you recognize them

Guest 157: are you really banned from seattle?

Guest 171: allo 172

Guest 167: i heard that the jesus ... is good

Guest 160: 171 tu es de quel endroit toi?

Guest 156: Whats your favorite song to perform?

Guest 157: something about a mishap...

Guest 171: parle-moi

Guest 157: maybe just a rumor

Guest 171: granby

jehu: where the hell did you think the lyrics for rope up from???

jehu: ^where the hell did you think the lyrics for rope up from???

Guest 167: do you guys like jesus because a christian fundamentalist said that HAY-ZOOS was his saviour when noticing my WEENIE MAN TSHIRT

Guest 171: 160

Guest 167: i prefer weenieman to.... most everything

Guest 160: ^question did you know Québec?

The Jesus Lizard: A book that albini loaned me

The Jesus Lizard: Yes we knew quebec.

Guest 173: JL to me is the best live rock(?) band in the US

Guest 120: TJL, answer to what question

Guest 171: yes i live in québec

The Jesus Lizard: Monkey Trick and Killer Mchann

Guest 120: what about blockbuster

Guest 119: I agree with 73

jehu: ^is albini still saying shit about you going to capitol records??

The Jesus Lizard: What aboput Blockbuster?

The Jesus Lizard: Albini probably isn't anymore

Guest 167: is good riddance ABOUT albini?!?!?!

Guest 120: did you ever think about letting roland join the band?

Guest 157: ^nothing like chattin on the net before a big gig

Guest 120: do you like palying blockbuster??

Guest 157: ^

Guest 167: hey... the offspring video was good.

Guest 141: ^anymore denison/kimball trio stuff coming out?

The Jesus Lizard: Good riddance IS NOT about Albini. Thanks re: video

Guest 171: réveille 160 moi je viens de Québec

Guest 120: how come mtv wont play nub?

Guest 167: hehe

The Jesus Lizard: DK stuff very soon. It is already recorded

Guest 119: ^Will you play a show in my basement? PLEASE!!!

jehu: alrighty

Guest 141: cool

Guest 167: i will

The Jesus Lizard: caseu MTV sucks

Guest 167: my band is called 'Kung Food'

The Jesus Lizard: No will not play in your basement

Guest 160: ^sé je leur demande à eux pas à toi

Guest 120: well thats a given, but is it violent, loss of hands?

?Angely: hehe

Guest 119: that's ok

The Jesus Lizard: MTV said it was too much

?Angely: ^other than JL,, Best band today is?

Guest 120: would you play in my backyard, for money and beer?

Guest 167: i saw the video, and there are naked people dancing on top of a tractor

jehu: ^how much did the cage thing in the puss vidioe hurt

jehu: ^how much did the cage thing in the puss vidieo hurt

The Jesus Lizard: !And becasue they suck

Guest 157: ^would you consider yourselves very, slightly, or not at all different as people when on stage?

The Jesus Lizard: Best band beside TJL is 33

Guest 156: What about the Melvins, are they good or what?

Guest 167: there is a shitty wicker park video-zine puke vomit thing that had PUSS on it. it cost $4 at reckless ?Angely: :-)

Guest 120: are both dave's ok, last tour you were hurt, wm simms was limping at the whisky?

The Jesus Lizard: The cage thing hurt a little bit

Guest 156: What about the Melvins, are they good or what?

Guest 160: 171 Ils ne connaissent pas le québec

The Jesus Lizard: Both Davre's OK

The Jesus Lizard: Slightly Different On Stage

Guest 157: ^

Guest 119: ^What the hell is happenning on the cover of DOWN??? j

ehu: ^have or would you guys play with the dirty three .... i would love to see that show

Guest 167: i think a dog is falling down!

Guest 157: that's good.

The Jesus Lizard: A Dog is falling

Guest 167: i'm NOT SURE tho

Guest 141: hahaha

The Jesus Lizard: Of course we would

Guest 120: any hope for a meager scratch acid reuniion

Guest 167: they were good at pavement

Guest 167: i don't like pavement tho

The Jesus Lizard: But we haven't

Guest 119: ^got any after images of that dog?

Guest 160: ^parlez-vous francais the Jesus?

The Jesus Lizard: No chance of reunion

jehu: ^well seing you are bith handled by billions .... next time in australia that would be really nice

The Jesus Lizard: Sacre Bleua non

Guest 120: had to ask, sorry

The Jesus Lizard: Sure

The Jesus Lizard: No after images

Guest 160: ^Where did you learn?

jehu: ^has mac fitted into fulltime family life well ??

Guest 173: I caught both shows in Cambridge last week - were they the first shows of this tour? You guys were *tight*

Guest 141: there is anice pair of sunglasses drawn ion my down dog

Guest 167: bullet on a wire was good

Guest 167: no shit

The Jesus Lizard: My Bourbon is good!

Guest 173: I missed out on the free beers, tho.. :)

Guest 120: will david's penis be making an appearance tonight?

Guest 160: ^to speak french

Guest 167: mmm bourbon

Guest 119: ^do you remember 2 guys you helped sneek into your last Ottawa show?? Or are my friends just lying to me?

Guest 167: where do you shop for CLOTHING?

Guest 171: vas t'en 160 tu es rejet

Guest 141: do'h

jehu: ^can you play destroy before reading tonite

Guest 171: hello guys

Guest 120: play lady shows, pleaaaz

jehu: ^yeah lady shoes too

Guest 160: ^did your show really be live tonight?

Guest 120: yeah i acnt type,lady shoes

jehu: the jesus ... have left the building

?Angely: am sorry there ISP just dropped them

Guest 171: décroche 160

?Angely: they will be back as soon as they can :-)

Guest 157: ^ Are you guys doing this internet crap because you want to, or because you have to?

Guest 120: woohoo they be back

?Angely: WElcome back!!

Guest 141: whaaaaat bummer

Guest 120: pleaaaz play lady shoes, please

Guest 157: ^

Guest 120: or not, uits up to you

Guest 157: Some contract?

Guest 171: allo 160

Guest 160: !aaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhggggggggg

Guest 160: 171

jehu: ^and queen for a day maybe ....... hell can i write your stelist for the evenin pleeese

Guest 160: !kiss

Guest 120: or shut up, whats the deal with a stranglers song?

Guest 167: hey the jesus ... , why are you good?

Guest 157: Not a very efficient meas of communication

jehu: ^and queen for a day maybe ....... hell can i write your setlist for the evenin pleeese

Guest 171: tu décides d'être moins stupide

Guest 157: non.

Guest 119: ^What's the highest score you've ever gotten playing Scrabble?

Guest 167: ooh... play sweat or flavor from JSBX

?Angely: ok, folks, just a sec,, they are getting organized again :-)

?Angely: get your questions ready while you patiently wait :-)

Guest 160: 171 c'est koi ton problème?

Guest 171: réponds 160 160 160

Guest 171: viens te battre

Guest 120: an encore woohoo

*** Jesus will be returning asap

Guest 120: they hate us

jehu: hahha

Guest 141: the secomd cumming

jehu: i smell

Guest 173: I don't blame them. :)

The Jesus Lizard: No one hates you

Guest 120: good

Guest 120: just kidding

Guest 167: JESUS IS RETURNING!?!? oh shit i've been wrong all along

Guest 171: je ne t'écoutais pas

Guest 120: you guys gonna kick some arse tonight

jehu: ^have u still got the mohawk mr y

The Jesus Lizard: Okay Aks away

The Jesus Lizard: Yes ass kicking mohawk gone

Guest 167: why did duane play VENOM, it wasnt very funny.

The Jesus Lizard: He likes Venom

?Arctic Frost: Oh Ang, I cannot even say anything to apologize enough!

Guest 173: Kudos on the Cambridge MA gigs - saw em both, loved em both. You guys were tight. jehu: tight and shiny

The Jesus Lizard: Cambridge-- Thanks

jehu: even

Guest 167: you guys ruled in jerusalem

The Jesus Lizard: )belch

Guest 167: you RULED

jehu: your sydney and canberra shows in oct were spectacular too

Guest 120: Wm simms, i was wondering how come you dont fuck around on stage, just play yer bass any particular

Guest 160: !171 est ici pour emerder trop stupid pour poser des questions

The Jesus Lizard: It was a stigmata thing

jehu: coreographed so well

Guest 120: reason for no showmanship?

jehu: he just pounds jehu: away

Guest 167: i was wondering how come david is COOL and you are gay, guest 120

Guest 141: best showmanshiop i ever saw

Guest 120: i am gay?

Guest 157: I am psyco-pathetic

Guest 167: your dad didn't tell you?

Guest 167: you're gay.

The Jesus Lizard: I am cool?

Guest 120: first i heard of this

jehu: im not

Guest 157: I am psycho-pathetic

Guest 167: that's what my family thinks

The Jesus Lizard: ! I AM GAY!

Guest 120: well with a 37 iq

The Jesus Lizard: !GAY GAY GAY GAY

Guest 167: was that a collective thing?

Guest 157: !FLAMMIN

jehu: !declare it on stage

Guest 156: fag

Guest 120: im jealous

Guest 157: !RED HOT

jehu: for all the tennis balls

Guest 141: hey - it is even written on a photo i had signed!!!GAY?!?!

The Jesus Lizard: I have (Form David Y

Guest 156: IM ANAL AGRESSIVE!!!

Guest 173: Dave, still involved with CD-ROM/computer graphics? Any chance of a JL CD-ROM? :)

Guest 167: what happened to duelin firemen?

Guest 120: hey will you guys play lady shoes for me, the fay guy???

Guest 120: gay guy i mean

The Jesus Lizard: JL CD-ROM? Might happen

Guest 167: well, your fay too..

jehu: yeah ion the cd-rom you could have multimedia on how to get dumb fans to wreck your back

Guest 120: duelin fireman, with Buzzo

The Jesus Lizard: No ladies shoes tonight

Guest 120: ok, thanks anyway

jehu: can i write your setlist pleeese

*** ; ?Angely is Erasing

Guest 167: hey what was that CD thing you did for some shit?

The Jesus Lizard: Too involved to ansdwer right now

Guest 173: How about 7vs8 tonite?

Guest 120: how 'bout rabid pigs

Guest 167: how bout 'workin for the weekend'?

The Jesus Lizard: No rabid pigs either. How 'bout The Associate?

Guest 120: different strokes theme

Guest 160: ^did your really live tonight?

Guest 173: )BELCH

Guest 120: associate works for me

The Jesus Lizard: Jim doesn't know 7vs8

Guest 120: i just like to hear some old stuff now and again

jehu: ^can you dedicate your whole set to me

Guest 120: karpis?

The Jesus Lizard: No we did not already live tonight

Guest 167: cmon jim! 7/4 and 5/4 pssshh

The Jesus Lizard: There will be old stuff

Guest 120: do you see the band taking a new direction anytime soon??

Guest 167: can you tell me a secret?

Guest 173: Cambridge sets spanned the whole catalog

Guest 120: cool, old stuff

jehu: yeah i want to see a rapband called the jesus gangstas

The Jesus Lizard: Dedicated to Guest 167

Guest 160: ^what's your preferate tune?

Guest 173: 120: If it ain't broke.. :)

Guest 120: i was just asking

Guest 157: How bout 'round midnight

Guest 119: ^What did you think of the 80s?

Guest 120: have you ever seen the rain

The Jesus Lizard: Whoa

Guest 157: I wanna know

Guest 120: devo, a devo cover

The Jesus Lizard: Can't wait to be that old

The Jesus Lizard: Good Idea

jehu: ^was 1996 a spectacular year ofor tjl???

The Jesus Lizard: 1996 was spectacular

Guest 167: chevy or ford?

jehu: volkswagen

Guest 188: ok done downloading

Guest 173: Nobody sounds like the JL but the JL I've noticed. Someone who reviewed the Middle East shows for the Boston Phoenix described it as 'death-jazz'

?Arctic Frost: How will 1997 be?

The Jesus Lizard: Paul Brainard is here

The Jesus Lizard: Fuck Boston journalists

Guest 157: YEA

Guest 173: Bad experience with a Boston journalist? :)

Guest 167: the flying luttenbachers are death jazz, the jesus ... is um.. the best band on earth, and two other planets! hyuck

The Jesus Lizard: 1997 will be spectacular

Guest 160: ^Where did you live?

jehu: ^who is support for this evenins entertainment

Guest 120: why is the west coast often ignored, by good bands

Guest 120: only these crappy pseudo pop punk bands play here

Guest 120: maybe thats cuz i libve in teh middle of nowhere

Guest 173: Brainiac is still opening, right?

Guest 119: akkk!!! pop punk!!!! uuuugggh!!!

Guest 167: whats your earliest memory?

Guest 167: geez i'm spitting all over you when i talk

Guest 156: )crunch

Guest 167: that IS you, isn't it?

Guest 167: har jehu: earth to new york

Guest 141: gone agian

Guest 160: I'm going to listen the show in real audio

?Arctic Frost: jesus ... is entering the building

The Jesus Lizard: Listen in for sure

Guest 120: why did you guys allow the show to be broadcast tonight?

jehu: i will dance

Guest 120: im gonna pogo

Guest 156: Money! jehu: with my computer

Guest 120: dude

The Jesus Lizard: Why not?

Guest 120: just curious jehu: slow dancing

The Jesus Lizard: No meny

The Jesus Lizard: no money

jehu: real romantic stuff

Guest 141: do we need to download anything to see/hear it?

Guest 156: ?

Guest 167: so that they could reach out to all computer people everywhere!

The Jesus Lizard: Real Audio player

The Jesus Lizard: Yes 167

Guest 160: 173 real audio

Guest 167: because you are people too!

jehu: hey you guys should contribute to the tjl fan page???

?Arctic Frost: We in Alaska thank you, JL

The Jesus Lizard: We're gonna wrap it up. We get on stage at 10:15

The Jesus Lizard: Any last questions?

Guest 173: Wish I had an easy way to record the feed tonight.

Guest 167: whats your favorite color?

?MISS P: and here in L.A. where we get no cool music...LOL

Guest 120: knock em dead

jehu: how many bananas can you eat in 5 mins

The Jesus Lizard: Clear is my favorite color

Guest 119: ^What do you think of all these anti-mosh people appearing now??

Guest 141: woohoo

Guest 173: Good luck with the show and the tour guys. Get back in the studio ASAP.

The Jesus Lizard: I can eat 3000 in 5 min

Guest 167: HEY! NOT ME!

jehu: woah

The Jesus Lizard: anti-mosh people blow me

Guest 120: how many children has the band sired

The Jesus Lizard: Okay

jehu: you would be urinatign solid banana

The Jesus Lizard: We have sired countless

jehu: urinating

?Arctic Frost: Hahahaha

The Jesus Lizard: hahahha